High Priestesses of Isis Embrace Dress Down Friday.Kit CaboodleAug 5, 2024Updated: Aug 11, 2024Winner: Flash ArryRunners-Up:"We're practising being filmed for the local news - it's only two weeks 'til we get our A Level results!" (Deskpilot);"0 arrests and 0 damage during 'worst riots' Belgium has ever seen." (SteveB)
“Just Stop Olly Murs" Protester Found Glued to a Wall.Kit CaboodleJul 29, 2024Updated: Aug 4, 2024Winner: SinnickRunners-Up:“The Furtive Busker would stop playing whenever someone hove into sight, and just glare at them until they went away.” (Flash Arry);“Bouncers at Hampton Court Palace get hipster makeover.” (Jimskinz)
"I wanna boop dat guy's nose. Why you no let me put a boop on his nose?"Kit CaboodleJul 22, 2024Updated: Jul 28, 2024Winner: Jeremy_Howell10Runners-Up:"Yes, sir, they are all very tall men. Now will you please go back to your seat ?" (Flash Arry);"Look, we've scored all nines for artistic impression." (Des Cann)