A Young Ed Davey Practising for a Life in Politics.

Winner: Ayeswideopen

Runners-Up:

"Young Conservatives suggest new candidate selection process." (Flash Arry);

"New scheme to remove East European immigrants to be trialled at Dover cliffs." (Sinnick)

St Martin’s Congregation Prays for the Speedy Return of the Stolen Church Organ.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"When you said we'd be playing the Town Hall, I thought you meant inside." (Flash Arry);

"Could be worse. At least they don't have a banjo player." (Lockjaw)

Woman Frantically Trying to get Refund From Tinder.

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up:

"With Olivia’s support, John persevered with the 3 Step Diet Plan." (Dick Everyman);

"Disappointing attendance at Tory election rally." (Deskpilot)