Mike Managed to Propose Just Before Rising Sea Levels Took Sally Away.

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Steve hadn't yet mastered the etiquette for asking for a no-fault divorce." (Sydalg);

"Kayleigh loves playing "Finger or sausage" with blind people." (Sketchly).

"I Remember When This was all Narnia"

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Victorian Lamp Spotting Society tragically misses out on a sighting." (SirLupus);

"Blimey - he's cropped that edge a bit close..." (Sketchly)

The Wheelchair Ramp to the Public Toilets was a Cruel Joke.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up:

"Is this the way to the Möbius Strip Club?" (Sinnick);

"No one had made the loop yet on the new Walker-Coaster." (Bill Clay).