Government Releases Evidence Underpinning 'All Children Happier Living in Rubble' Policy.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up:

"Time Lord, Jeanette Krankie, regenerates." (Dominic McG);

"A young Liz Truss promises her school friends a trip to Disneyland (funding tbc)" (bigbadbob)

Unfortunately, the Honeymoon Killer’s Latest Bride was a Little More Buoyant than the Rest.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"A beach wedding AND a honeymoon in Rwanda? I’m the luckiest girl alive!" (Dominicmcg)

"The fetishists gave thanks to Southern Water before consummating their marriage in raw sewage." (Midfield Diamond)

Wrigley’s Issue Bubblegum Recall.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"Modern, cosy, single person living spaces available in green belt area. £1200 a week." (Bill Clay);

"The Council To Promote Celibacy reveal their new Abstinence Suit." (Flash Arry)