Winner: SteveB
Runners-Up:
"Time Lord, Jeanette Krankie, regenerates." (Dominic McG);
"A young Liz Truss promises her school friends a trip to Disneyland (funding tbc)" (bigbadbob)
Government Releases Evidence Underpinning 'All Children Happier Living in Rubble' Policy.
Updated: May 19
A young Liz Truss after first hearing the phrase "New Pork Markets"
You are now docked at Gate 17, Brick Kiln Terrace International Airport. Release doors for disembarkation.
Grandad's sharted again.