Some Boeing Passengers had, Wisely, Taken Precautions Before Boarding Their Flight.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Hello, we're from the Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like one of our leaflets?" (AdrianBamforth);

"I know we can't get a doctors appointment for love nor money but are you sure this is how drop in centres work?" (Des Cann)

Models Take a Quick Break From the Catwalk at the International Hat Show.

Winner: PAUL

Runners-Up:

"Garrick Club diversity committee welcomes injection of youth." (APepper);

"Gerald had to play standing up, punishment for forgetting the first rule of Cargo Vest Hat Poker Club." (Flash Arry).

Canine Loyalty 'Tested to the Limit' by New Bacon-Scented Backpack.

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up:

"For a brief moment, Snowy thought he'd spotted Tintin in the crowd" (Lockjaw);

"‘There’s no point being a guide dog’, he thought ‘if she keeps taking over’." (Dick Everyman)