Mass Suicide Event Postponed Because of Poor Weather.

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Vegan umbrella 'needs more stiffening' say beta testers. (Super Sillyus);

"Is this your first time watching migrants drowning?" (NOT Titus)

First Footage Released of Blockbuster Movie "Nap-oleon."

Winner: JimSkinz

Runners-Up:

"French offer of boots on the ground has "mixed" reception from Ukraine." (APepper);

"After all these years, Sgt Pepper still lonely." (Ron Cawleyoni)

Happy Scenes on International Women's Day as Men Hand Over the Keys to the TV Remote for 24 Hours.

Winner: Adrian Bamforth

Runners-Up:

"“This is perfect - just perfect.”, thought the hungry triffid, waiting silently in the background." (Scott Young);

"I love him dearly, but don't want his face all over my social media" (Flash Arry).