Protester Misjudges Space on 'WE ARE BETTER THAN THISTLE SOUP' Sign.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up: "Protest held up as drivers glue their cars to the road." (Sketchly); "Susan loved going on protest marches but she couldn't be bothered to write a new slogan each time." (Unknown Member)

Teachers Accept 36% Pay Cut if all Lessons are Relocated to Wine Bars.

Winner: SteveB

Runners-Up: "Insurance company Hiscox soon regretted allowing kids to enter the competition to design their new logo." (Peter Halpin); "Sunak recruits "Small Boat Children" to redact party documents." (Sketchly)

Jane Waited. That Missing Sock Would Turn Up Eventually. It Always Did.

Winner: Camz

Runners-Up: "'Sod the threat of AI extinction,' mused Eve, 'if it takes over the washing and ironing I don't give a sh*t.'" (Dick Everyman); "'They looked like bank vaults', says drunkard, caught breaking open machines in laundrette." (Peter Halpin).