Paul Loved Hide & Seek But He Sensed Something Wasn't Right.

Winner: Doc Holiday

Runners-Up: "Tim struggles to dismiss his constant paranoia over being followed everywhere." (Online); "'Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2023 "What's The Time, Mr Wolf" world championships...'" (Sketchly).

It Was The Strangest First Date He’d Ever Been on.

Winner: Myke

Runners-Up: "Doctor, please hurry. It's Tony, he's pissing on sticks again." (Martyn Casserly); "... We here at Ace Pizza are so pleased you are pregnant, but could we possibly have our delivery boy back ?" Flash Arry

“OK, Melissa. Let's try again. You open a book from the side away from the blunt end."

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up: "Carrie was looking for a wallpaper she could wipe down with a sponge." (Myke); “No... I thought the guy taking photographs was with you." (Flash Arry).