In Hindsight, it may Have Been a Mistake not to Postpone the Wedding During the Rail Strikes.

Winner: McDabble

Runners-Up: "The two siblings enjoyed visiting the secret spot where they'd disposed of their parents." (Dick Everyman); "Eager HS2 passengers await train, tracks, platform, station..." (Flash Arry).

After Pardoning Ceremony, Haggis Released to the Wild.

Winner: A Pepper

Runners-Up: "Twitcher attempts to record murmurations of starlings, in hope of finding evidence that a conspiracy of ravens is planning a murder of crows." (Modelmaker); "Podcaster attempts to record voice of a Tory MP supporting Dominic Raab." (gornysontpur)

Tony Hawks Rues the Day he Mocked the Mysterious Gypsy Woman.

Winner: Martyn Casserly

Runners-Up: "The long walk back from the taxidermist…" (McDabble); ""Follow that mouse!" snaps first customer of Uber's new cat taxi." (Sydalg).