Charles Always Dreaded the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family Reunions.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up: "Munich branch of Greggs opens." (Lockjaw); "This years' M&S winter collection takes a few risks." (Deskpilot)

Geoff Winced as, Yet Again, the Electric Aerial Malfunctioned.

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up: "Yours for $1 or £5995." (Dean Maisey); "Airport parking finally track down missing car." (Desk Pilot)

Storming of Bastille Re-enactment "Lacks Conviction", Say Critics

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up: "Final day of Door Knob Appreciation Society tour a huge success." (Dick Everyman); "Truss fails to find key for War Cabinet secure meeting room." (Granger)