"...And Can You Give a Big Fawcett Inn Welcome to... Crowded Trousers !"

Winner: Flash Arry

Runners-Up: "Evidence emerges that Jesus did a spot of karaoke at the Last Supper." (Dick Everyman);

"The pies have come. Queue at the bar". (Lockjaw).

King Charles’ Official Tree Hugger gets to Work at Sandringham.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-up: "Southampton defender overwhelmed by Nottingham Forest attack." (Steve B); "Legendary half-man, half-shuttlecock beast found in the Forest of Dean." (Flash Arry).

Old Man Demonstrates how he used to do Texting in the Good Old Days

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up: "Fly, my children, and bring me more souls that I may thrust into my aching maw." (Lockjaw);

"Donald began to realise that "The Birds" would not easily translate into street theatre." (Flash Arry).

Special Mention for Services to Alliteration: "Portuguese Pigeons Prefer Peanuts to Popcorn." (higginson.chris)