Updated: May 15, 2022
Winner: jimskinz
Runners-Up: "Lib Dem / Conservative alliance back on as coalition manifesto published by top experts in their field" (SteveB); "It's never too early to start reading HMSO's "How to Survive on Your Old Age Pension"." (sydalg)
Updated: May 8, 2022
Winner: @AndrewPepper3
Runners-Up: "Seriously? You want a slogan explaining how the Tories did well in the election?" (camz);
"And thank you to whoever drew a cock and balls on my whiteboard, I thought it was hilarious" (Midfield Diamond)
Updated: May 1, 2022
Winner: stewartbarclay
Runners-Up: "After once more shedding her outer skin, the Queen's old shell is placed on display outside Palace" (Adrian Bamforth); "Old lady reports theft of two massive white horses" (deskpilot).
