Winner: stewartbarclay
Runners-Up: "After once more shedding her outer skin, the Queen's old shell is placed on display outside Palace" (Adrian Bamforth); "Old lady reports theft of two massive white horses" (deskpilot).
Jacob Rees-Mogg's New Sex Doll Arrives
Updated: May 1, 2022
Kevin Keegan in drag fools no one
Leaked memo exposes government plan to have Juliet Stevenson deputize for Her Majesty at all official engagements from now on.
£12m.....and all I got was this fucking hat.
I'm 96 and the last thing I want this year is a fucking wanky yacht, says Queen, stamping her foot for emphasis.