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Jacob Rees-Mogg's New Sex Doll Arrives

Updated: May 1, 2022

Winner: stewartbarclay

Runners-Up: "After once more shedding her outer skin, the Queen's old shell is placed on display outside Palace" (Adrian Bamforth); "Old lady reports theft of two massive white horses" (deskpilot).

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Ayeswideopen
30 thg 4, 2022

Kevin Keegan in drag fools no one

Thích

leprecis
29 thg 4, 2022

Leaked memo exposes government plan to have Juliet Stevenson deputize for Her Majesty at all official engagements from now on.

Thích

Pete Whitelaw
Pete Whitelaw
27 thg 4, 2022

£12m.....and all I got was this fucking hat.

Thích

Pat Ward
Pat Ward
26 thg 4, 2022

I'm 96 and the last thing I want this year is a fucking wanky yacht, says Queen, stamping her foot for emphasis.

Thích
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