"You're Right - the Bidet Water Pressure is way too High. Poor Nan"

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

“If you'd defrosted the freezer back when I told you, we wouldn't be where we are today.” AdrianBamforth

“Can we change our minds & try the Lion Wall instead?” Granger

Lowest Budget yet for New Season of 'You've Been Framed'

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Secret behind ultra-HD TV revealed." (APepper);

"Facebook influencers give masterclass on how to tilt your head to look the most gormless." (Modelmaker.)

The Cornet Section Performs a Variation on Mr Whippy’s Greensleeves Melody.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"I think ordering the mushy pea flavoured cones was a mistake." (Lockjaw);

"That's an unusual flavour - it kinda lingers." (Sinnick)