"I Remember When all This Used to be Fjords"

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Of all the places to run in to your ex." (MrQ);

"Going with the floe." (Midfield Diamond).

Bruce, Shane and Kylie Enjoyed Reminiscing About the Times When They Were Allowed on Social Media.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"The apeman proded cautiously at the mysterious oblong monolith, then, with sudden profound sense of his own destiny, attempted to take a selfie." (AdrianBamforth);

"They all thought paying Farage to do his hilarious Naked Kermit impression was £19 well.spent." (TonyMc)

The Hand-Made Bracelets Society Welcomed its Newest Member.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"... and then I was Daniel Radcliffe's body-double in the last Harry Potter film..." (FlashArry);

"Don't worry about her. She's only here to demonstrate our heavy-handed understanding of Diversity, Equality and Inclusion." (Deskpilot)