MI5 Secretary, Debbie McLean, Begins to Worry About That Light Fitting They Ordered From China.Kit CaboodleMar 23Updated: Mar 29Winner: Rob FalconerRunners-Up:"Team of linguists work to translate Trump speech into English." (APepper); "Eight accountancy students discuss how best to split the bill in Nando's." (Midfield Diamond).
Manufacturers Admit to Using Wrong Measurements for new IKEA Sock DrawersKit CaboodleMar 16Updated: Mar 22Winner: GerontiusRunners-Up:"Spurs fans prefer to watch the traffic go by outside rather than endure the game." (Lockjaw); "ICC curse Tesco for building a car park next to Lords cricket ground." (Modelmaker).
America Tries to Make up for Being Late for the Last Two World Wars by Being First in This One. Kit CaboodleMar 9Updated: Mar 15Winner: Rob FalconerRunners-Up:"Dad's Army remake funded by Jeffrey Epstein." (Sydalg); "America liberates the Isle of Wight from 'Big England." (Lockjaw).