Couple who burned all their furniture for fuel react gleefully to TV Licence Fee freeze

Winner: Pat Ward

Runners Up: 'Yes, there it is on ebay - all our furniture!' (sirlupus), 'If Bitcoin has gone up like that in 2 days, next week we'll be billionaires! We can buy you shoes' (granger)

Bright future ahead for those without curtains

Winner: SteveB

Runners Up: 'Hipster comes to terms with the dichotomy of claiming uniqueness while belonging to a subculture' (camz), 'Yorkshire man bitterly regrets not stockpiling toilet paper' (apepper), 'Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike ponders change of career' (jimskinz)

Band of post-apocalyptic survivors find mythical ‘Benefit of Brexit’ in The Lost Tomb of Gove

Winner: Pat Ward

Runners Up: '....and these are the changing rooms for Rishi's new £400,000 swimming pool.

It's where he first hit upon the idea of ending the £20.00 Universal Credit for benefit claimants' (Peter Whitelaw), 'BBC to air new Richard Osman religious game show' (Ayeswideopen)