Excited youth finds mega porn stash in the woods

WINNER: Lockjaw

RUNNERS UP

Traditional brown paper envelope for Tory "donations" replaced with suitable 2021 alternative (from Paul L)

'Nervous about Brexit? Me?' (from DandySnap)

Messi leaves Barcelona, penniless (from Sally_Upton)

Your first and second wives meet

WINNER: (from Sarah_Dukes)

RUNNERS UP

As queue for world's most remote thunderbox enters third hour, patience wears so thin at the front, that pact forms to 'just shit it up the outside wall.' (from SteveB)

Two girls, one cob (from Malc_Rental)

Location of Boris' hairdresser revealed.

WINNER: Lockjaw

RUNNERS UP

Cornwall’s last remaining August Bank Holiday accommodation revealed - 3 nights for £2000 (from Midfield Diamond)

£37 billion world-beating UK track and trace centre already prepared for Christmas 9th wave. (from Steve B)

R2-D2's brother found sleeping rough after becoming hooked on the dark side (from Paul L)

Brexit Britain model caravan for sale - one careful owner. (Granger)