Tony Realised the what3words Location of 'up yer bum' was Jack's Little Prank.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

“Anyway, I can't stand around chatting all day.” (JeremyNH);

“It was going to take more than a carrot and some lumps of coal to make that look like a snowman.” (Midfield Diamond)

A Little Thing like a Thermonuclear Blast Outside Wasn't Going to Stop Tara Pitching her new Lifestyle Brand Website.

Winner: SirLupus

Runners-Up:

"Remarkably, the thermonuclear blast outside Starbucks actually reduced the temperature of everyone’s Americano." (Midfield Diamond, with a hat tip to SirLupus);

"Gail hoped the photo of her secret rendezvous with a random truck driver wouldn't be in the NB caption competition." (Sinnick)

Paulie and Ginger Dick were Desperately Trying to Make Knee-Hats a Thing.

Winner: FlashArry

Runners-Up:

"Liverpool supporter decides punching himself in the face better than watching the footie." (Sinnick);

"Chuck was wearing his meaningful look that no one knew the meaning of." (TonyMc)