“I Can’t Hear you Pickering Station Tearoom, are you Ready to Rock!”

Winner: Bill Clay

Runners-Up:

"The 1898 to Basingstoke is still waiting for the connection." (Sinnick);

"Jeez, there's a weird looking deLorean coming up the track behind us." (FlashArry).

The Rome Base-Jumping Team may have Forgotten Some Important Equipment

Winer: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Put the gun down, Your Holiness. We'll do whatever you say!" (JeremyNH);

"The Kimmerson family practice their 'synchronised surrender to ICE' move prior to vacationing in the US." (FlashArry).

Woman Coughs Up Entire Dog.

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Reform launch their youth wing." (AdrianBamforth)

"I'm going to own up. You didn't sleep a wink because I put a pea under your mattress. On the plus side, you are a real princess." (Deskpilot).