"This is how I Would Talk to my Millennial Children. If They Still Spoke to me. "

Winner: Joe

Runners-Up:

"…and now, juggling four invisible objects…" (FlashArry);

"May I present the Emperor's new baby?" (Lockjaw).

Synchronised Swimming Events hit Hard by Drought.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up:

"Masterchef self defence class gets underway." (Joe);

"DWPs new fit for work test labelled challenging." (TonyMc)

Six New Contestants Battle it out on: 'Whose Hand Is That?'

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Remaining members of conga line look on as leaders plunge to their death over low rooftop parapet." (Modelmaker);

"Swingers turn their backs on Coldplay." (Joe).