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Their home is now close to collapse, with the risk of them being pulverized to ground-up pork. In the mid-90s they were assured that this was the most cost-efficient wolf-repellent. However recent studies show they would have done better to stick with straw and anti-wolf cladding.
The building is so structurally unsound, that the wolf no longer needs to huff or puff, a small sneeze will do it. One hairy-chinned pig complained: 'It's all a bit Grimm. Our fairytale house has turned into a nightmare.'
The original contractors were unavailable for comment but someone said there were seven of them and one of them looked a bit Dopey.
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First published 2 Sep 2023
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