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Following the unscheduled depressurisation of an Alaskan Airlines flight in the US, followed by a chunk of the fuselage falling away after landing, the Federal Aviation Authority has grounded all affected aircraft in the US for inspections.  The European regulator, EASA, has followed suit, advising affected operators to check the aircraft for similar problems.


The UK Government has dismissed the need to do the checks.  'This is the Brexit bonus we've been talking about.  While European passengers are hanging around waiting for lazy European engineers to do their checks, UK passengers don't have to.  They can fly anytime they feel like it, without being dictated to by some anonymous EU organisation,' a government spokesman said.







The referendum-winning comedy series subtitled ‘Curb Your Compassion', created by, and starring a secret cabal, is coming to an end after 13 years. The 13th season of the show will be its last, said GBNews, who think they own the country.


The show, which premiered in 2010 has starred various people in the lead role, and is the UK's longest-running improvised comedy series, even though it wasn’t very funny.


Comedians including Jacod Rees-Mogg and Liz Truss, who have enjoyed starring roles, will be returning for the final season to dance on the grave of Rishi Sunak’s cabinet. Big favourites, such as David Cameron have already returned, and there are rumours that Boris Johnson may indeed try to reprise his role.


'As Cons comes to an end, I will now have the opportunity to finally shed this "Boris Johnson" persona and become the person God intended me to be - the thoughtful, kind, caring, considerate human being I was until I got derailed by portraying this malignant, clueless chancer," said Johnson.


The show previously took a thirteen-year hiatus between 1997 and 2010 before coming back. But this time it seems it really is the end of series.


Paying tribute to Boris, former President Donald Trump said he would "always treasure" the "comedic masterminds" that created the shitshow and gave him the confidence to start an American spin -off.

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