'I knew Trump had ordered some modifications,' said a US government spokesman, 'but I hadn't anticipated him listing the Whitehouse for sale'. The Rightmove listing describes the building as being 'ripe for updating' and 'suitable for a keen DIYer'. The listing asks for offers in the region of '$20 billion' and says 'Bitcoin preferred'.
'It's suffered some structural damage in recent days,' noted an estate agent, 'but it's recently had an updated patio area. The internal decor is considered a tad garish, but easily rectified,' he added.
'I was considering putting in a low-ball offer,' said a Wigan-based property developer, 'but I've heard some very negative reviews about Washington DC from none other than the US President,' he said today.
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