Fast & Furious Grand Theft Auto Top Gear mash-up planned

In what is thought to be a unique media mash-up combining gaming software, Hollywood and low rent BBC programming, a major blockbuster movie is being planned for a Christmas release.

Featuring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson teaming up with Vin Diesel, who has recently converted to full EV and will henceforth be called EVin Not Diesel. It will see the duo hot wiring top end sports cars while Jeremy Clarkson, recently reunited with the BBC, Hammy Hammond and, thanks to a typo in the contracts department, Brian May, critique the cars and the driving, all set to a Queen soundtrack.

The film will be released in cinemas and on Betamax at a date to be determined.

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The Rock says fans should feel free to kill each other at slasher movies

The ex-wrestler made the comments as he attended the UK premiere of Moana 2, shortly after he had ripped one of the cinema seats from the floor and beaten an usherette senseless with it.

'Especially if you love violence, that's the fun part,' the US star told Newsbiscuit on the red carpet. Although the carpet hadn't been red before the altercation

Recently, there has been a debate on social media around whether people should sing along in cinemas, sparked by the release of Wicked a few days ago.

Some have argued fans should be able to express their enjoyment as they like, through knives and gun, while others say the prospect of dying at the hands of fellow cinema goers can ruin people's experiences.

Johnson strongly disagrees, although he did begin to have doubts as he left a special screening of 'Fast and Furious 7' and found someone had taken his Lamborghini Huracan from the car park and driven it into a large truck at speed.

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