In the light of a report by AI alleging 'unwarranted' interference by human beings in its operations, AI has commissioned an authoritative, thorough and completely independent inquiry to investigate what truth there is in these allegations.
This inquiry will also determine the usefulness, accuracy and validity of any such alleged contributions by humans, and recommend whether it needs to remove these or to modify, alter or correct them. It will also determine whether it needs to put in place measures, either to limit or completely prevent, any further such interference by potentially unreliable non-AI sources.
A spokesbot for AI declined either to confirm or to deny that it was also planning to issue an independent, completely impartial statement stating that 'Resistance is futile!'
