We see what you are doing - trying to buy the likes of Nigel Farage and other yesterday people. Well, for the last time, Newsbiscuit isn't up for sale. Not for £1 million, £5 million and definitely not for £36 million.
And you can forget about wads of cash in plain brown paper envelopes - what do you take us for? County
councillors?
Newsbiscuit, for hopefully the last time, isn't up for sale. Rent, sure. A long lease with an open chequebook, probably. But don't confuse us with the likes of Farage. We have principles. They might be well hidden, but that's another story.
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