It’s a bigger mystery than Dark Energy. Strange occurrences which defy reason keep happening. Now scientists think they may have discovered the cause – a large mass with improbable orange colouring which distorts truth the way a black hole distorts spacetime.
Scientists are calling it 'Trumpian Pressure' after the humanoid where it was first identified.
'It seems a recent phenomenon but maybe Trumpian Pressure has always been there' a scientist told us. 'Science is based on reason, on finding root causes – but what if some events don’t have a root cause? What if some are genuinely chaotic?'
Recent mysterious events include the resignation of Tim Davie, the FBI investigating anybody who said something mean about Donald Trump and the baffling disappearance of the Epstein Papers.
'Take the Davie case. He’s committed about seven billion sackable offences for a DG of a supposedly impartial broadcaster in the last few years, and . . . nothing. No consequences. To be honest, that’s the real mystery. Yet the one event which ended his career was a single dodgy documentary which – let’s face it – probably didn’t hit hard enough. Poor editing, a misleading narrative – but given Trump’s many misdemeanours it would be like falsely accusing Adolf Hitler of having an overdue library book'.
NewsBiscuit would have asked Tim Davie for comment but we don’t have his phone number.
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