US Scientists have discovered a causal link between the excessive use of orange make up, especially haphazardly applied to the face area, and sociopathy. They will announce later that members of the public should be extremely cautious of those displaying the obvious symptoms of clownish, almost childish, excessive application of orange makeup as they are a danger to society and should not be approached, trusted or smelt.
The scientists claimed on Monday that applying the makeup, colloquially known as 'madslap', 'is no good' and that people should 'fight like hell' to avoid these people, not listen to their insane ramblings and encourage them to get the help they need after a 'bloody good wash'.
Health officials in the UK have stressed that 'madslap' is a dangerous substance and discouraged experimentation and it tends to lead to propensity for extremist, self serving bouts of loud nonsensical proclamations and the urge to go to port towns and point forlornly at boats.
The manufacturer of 'madslap', officially known as 'wotsit sunrise' have said that 'studies that have been conducted in the past, show no clear evidence that proves a direct relationship between the prudent use of wotsit sunrise and any psychotic episodes or a blind rage focussed on people not of your race. This is all fake news pushed forward by the MSM, libtard, woke, radical leftists. Thank you for your attention to this matter.'
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