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    • Wrenfoe
      • Jun 8
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    Shock as MPs that hated Boris, still hate Boris



    In a surprise vote, 41% of Tory MPs tried to oust him - surprising that it was so low. The 1922 committee explained: 'In a vote of no confidence, all those who had no confidence in him before, still have no confidence in him - but this time with sprinkles on top.


    'And 48% voted against his leadership in 2019, which means 7% of these f$ckwits now think he's got better with age!'


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    • Wrenfoe
      • Apr 29
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    MP accused of making porn during PMQs


    Following the scandal of MPs downloading illicit material, it now transpires that one Minister may have been using the Prime Minister and Sir Keir Starmer as unwitting props.


    Confessed the MP: ‘I just started uploading clips of their exchange, with provocative titles. It started with ‘Big Boy Boris gets a spanking’ and ended up with ‘Nation gets shafted’. With Boris and Keir, I couldn’t think of a larger pair of c$nts’


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      • Apr 21
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