Now That's What I Call Nazi Music

Hi pop pickers, are you looking for right-wing anthems?  Want to hum along with the best racist tunes around?  Fed up with Nigel Farage deleting the best right-wing music you just want to stomp your jack boots to?

Well, look no further as Bonko Records brings you 'That's What I Call Nazi Music'.  Far right on, you groovy bunch of neos.

It's available in high definition eight track and in video format on Betamax.  Unfortunately, not available to stream on Reform Limited's web page anymore.  At least until those pesky left-wing commies in the Labour Party stop checking us out.

So, raise your hand - just the right one - and get your copy now.  Heil Nigel!

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Not everyone you hate is a nonce

Much to the surprise of social media users, sometimes other people hold different opinions, without being the spawn of satan. Remarked one teenager: 'I really dislike that guy's haircut, I'm pretty sure he's a terrorist.'

Of course it's just possible that the middle-aged ar$ehole who doesn't share your taste in movies is not a kitten molester or the cause of the black death.

Explained one sociologist: 'Statistically it seems unlikely that 99% of people you interact with are Nazis. Not even 99% of Germans in 1939 were Nazis - and, other than Lawrence Fox, they were arguably their biggest fans.'

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Essex pub raided for not displaying right wing memorabilia

A pub in Essex has been raided by police after customers complained there were no right-wing offensive memorabilia on display.

'No swastikas, no golliwogs, no framed portraits of Nigel Farage in sight,' said a Detective Constable today.

'Obviously we tried to give them advice on the right way to display any golliwogs they might find - preferably with a correctly tied noose around their necks, but they weren't up for listening. We pointed out we had better things to do with our time, what with raping and abusing law abiding citizens, but zero interest. We tried to give them leaflets on how to be racist, some Britain First tee shirts we had going spare, but they wouldn't take any notice.

'Of course, we've arrested them, charged them with wasting police time. We also noticed they had RNLI collection containers on the bar so we've charged them with offences related to funding terrorist organisations as well,' he added.

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