A ballroom being built will now also include lots of things for perverts to do.
No one really knows why there will be a dance floor, as the wretched psychopaths who will be invited to the gauche annex are so self-despising and bored with life that they are only interested in shoving things up themselves and others.
The playpen had confused some speculators, but a pervert insider confirmed that is where the live food will be corralled.
An area to the side is the childbrain of the mantis scrotum responsible for this epic nonsense. There, workmen will be constantly drilling, because the mantis scrotum likes the sound of it so much.
image from pixabay