'Whoever did this… Christ on a bike…. this is taking the piss to be honest. I’d say the whole lot has to come out and skipped. Obviously, I can’t do it this weekend, I’ve got a lot on. Might take a while to get it working properly, and we’ve got all these environmental considerations to look at. Look at this setup, how many U-bends, dear oh dear oh dear.
Milk, two sugars and Labour's tears please.
You’ve got leaks everywhere; you need more than some damp rag to fix all this. It’s gonna cost ya, not gonna lie about that. Someone has tried a complete Reform, and it has not gone well at all. Not well at all, pal.
Listen, what’s that, some drip somewhere? Whoever caused that leak should be arrested. As bad as treason that.
Anyway, I’ll get back to you with a cost and don’t expect immediate sunshine and rainbows, it’s Manchester after all.'
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