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ITV has reported that it is dropping its reality show The Only Way is Ethics after the second host of the show resigned in as many years.
'The show's producer, journalist Boris Johnson, seems to have alienated the hosts and it is impossible to find suitably qualified advisors at short notice,' said a spokesman today.
'So we are going to run without an ethics advisor going forward in all of our endeavours. To be honest, we don't think anyone will notice,' he added.
The Prime-Minister is believed to be considering a fictional character as his new ethics advisor with the Lords Voldemort and Vader heading the list.
"There are some restrictions on who can be appointed", explained a Downing Street spokesman, "For example, people convicted of high treason and bankrupts aren't allowed to sit in the Lords; that eliminated around half the list, however there's no rule saying that the appointment must be of a real person and the advantage of a chap like Lord Voldemort is that he's already a Lord."
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