Jason Statham Kicks Own Arse

Another celebrity guest on Joe Rogan has inadvertently courted mockery when, in a fit of excitement, action star Jason Statham beat himself to a pulp live on air.

He was on the show to promote his latest action movie, "Death Pigeon," when Rogan joked that there was no one tougher than him. A visibly excited Jason responded by saying, "Watch this!" and proceeded to throw chairs on himself and hurl himself down a set of nearby stairs.

A female studio assistant attempted to prevent the violence escalating, but was repelled by the testosterone fumes.

After the brutal self-assault, Statham was left barely conscious and drifting in and out of an American accent.

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Prince Andrew's new shock-jock podcast

An announcement today from the beleaguered Prince Andrew in that he will host a tell-all podcast called 'Stripped' where he will bear all in regard to his troubled history. He will be referred to in the podcast as Andy Windsor and will adopt a posh, shock-jock style.

'Yah, I'm really going to go there,' he said in a video announcement. 'I'm going to blow the lid of all the scandals that have been falsely pinned on me; we'll discuss all the things that keep us up at night, like the deep state and chem trails, and we'll all have some fun with our guests along the way.'

Initial guests are said to include Sarah Ferguson, Prince Harry, Bill Clinton, David Icke, Lee Anderson, Russell Brand and Joe Rogan. Those who have heard the first excerpts say that it is explosive and could rock the Royal Family forever. Subjects discussed were fork and spoon placement gaffes, sweat, Andy's 'Randy List' of women that interest him, the deep Royal state, and an Andrew versus Charles wrestling simulation (Andrew wins by submission).

The first episode will come out before Christmas, and the series will be sponsored by Pizza Express.

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