Reformed meat, the worst kind of meat, has similarities with Reform Policies, the worst kind of policies.
How Mechanically Recovered Meat is made
Meat is separated from flesh-bearing bones or poultry carcasses through a high-pressure mechanical process
The meat is pushed through a sieve, or similar device, to separate it from the bones
This process modifies or destroys the original muscle fibre structure, resulting in a paste-like consistency
The final product can be used to bulk up other meat products
The end result is a mound of paste like slurry, consisting of meat, fat, and gristle
How a Reform Policy is made
Policies are separated from Conservative Manifestos, and YouTube comments sections, through high-pressure verbal abuse
The proposal is pushed through a narrow-minded focus group, or similar method, to separate it from reason
This process modifies or destroys the original policy structure, resulting in poor consistency
The final product can be used to bulk up other empty manifesto promises
The end result is a policy that is liked by mounds of paste like slurry, consisting of meat, fat, and gristle
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