Spice Girls tribute act determined to remain pros for 30th year

A tribute act known widely throughout Luton and Dunstable as the Spice Grills, put their success down to not splitting up after seven years.

'I'm not gonna give up the trappings of being fingered in the box up the Old Kennilworth Theatre by BoyzOwn and Vestlife,' confirmed 53-year-old Baby Spice. 'Whichever one is which.'

'Girl cough Power,' spluttered Mousy Spice.

'Here, chuck us another Superking Slim and a McEwan's Export,' piped up Dead Posh for the first time in four years.

'Hey, d'ya remember that time I pinched the Prince of Wales's bum?' asked Hairy Spice, unsure of what she came into the room for.

'Yeah, Hairy,' groaned the others, almost in harmony.

'Hang on, it wasn't the Prince of Wales, it was Felton John,' said Baby, still in the corner.

'No it weren't, it were his brother, you know, the Gary Glitter fella,' corrected Mousy. 'But we can't say his tribute act name for legal reasons.'

Sports Injury Spice remained silent throughout, due to a throat injury caused during a game of crown green bowls.

(Article courtesy of Smashits, the leading tribute act music magazine.)

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Gallagher brothers reunite to create world's longest eyebrow

In news that has taken both the world of pop and male facial hair by surprise, Liam and Noel Gallagher have set aside their differences to get back together.

Seeing the Gallaghers side by side again will create a major landmark event, the reunion of one of the world's most popular bands and an almost continuous eyebrow that can be seen from anywhere.

Liam Gallagher said. "I’ve been living a lie for years, man, I hate having to shave between my eyebrows, its not normal, like my relationship with Noel, we shouldn't really be separated"

Noel Gallagher followed up by saying, "I know a lot of people have frowned on the idea of us getting back together again, but let me tell you if me and our kid both frown at the same time, it can cause a tsunami in Canada."

Critics wonder whether it will be a success, Noel has always had a real chip on his shoulder about not being a proper front man, now he'll have a real chimp on his shoulder instead.

Critics believe next year’s tour is going to be a huge event, nothing like it will have been seen since the early nineties or the early Pleistocene.

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