Harry and Meghan Sussex celebrate their seventh wedding anniversary this month.
Traditionally, the seventh wedding anniversary is celebrated by gifts of wool. Or is it Formica? No, it's definitely wool.
Harry will be giving Meghan wool, so that she can pull it over the eyes of Netflix executives, who've paid out tens of millions of dollars for some of the duffest TV shows ever.
Meghan will be giving Harry wool, so that he can pull it over the eyes of the British who are supposed to always love him, despite the kiss and tell book, the kiss and tell TV shows, the dodgy charity work and the constant moaning about his Dad, his brother, his brother's wife, his Stepmum and so on. Basically the entire royal family. And the British press. And the British legal system.
We expect that Meghan will sell some of the wool on her lifestyle website. So If you'd like to have Meghan's wool pulled over your eyes, then now's your chance.
Are you stupid enough to pay $700 plus postage and package for some wool? Well, are you, punk?
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