Village votes to leave the UK

The Oxfordshire village of Piddington has voted to leave the UK because of the plan to house male asylum seekers nearby.

But would they become a principality without a prince, a kingdom without a king, or a country without any sort of leader?

'They are welcome to seek asylum in our great country, announced a world leader today.  'They can take over Canada.'

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WW3 is a small price to pay to escape Brexit

An advocate for a second referendum explained: 'I hear a lot of negativity about Nuclear winters, but who doesn't like to snuggle up, with a nice matching sweater from John Lewis? This is an opportunity to reject Brexit - after all, you can't leave Europe if there is no Europe to leave.

'We need to support the Ukraine and their affordable au pairs. Nuclear holocaust is backed by 48% of the public, which from my perspective, is a stonking majority'.

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First published 3 Mar 2022

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