Harry calls on supporters to storm royal palaces

Following the examples of Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro, the Duke of Sussex, who claims that his place in the Royal family 'has been stolen from him', has persuaded all his supporters to storm Britain's royal palaces in protest, and to help him regain his place within Britain's ruling elite.

The head of Britain's security, however, issued a statement assuring the public that there was nothing to fear and all necessary precautions had been taken, with thousands of police and other officials being told they could take the week-end off. 'As we expected' he said, gesturing towards the deserted road outside Buckingham Palace 'it's clear that all those who sympathise with Harry have flocked here to show their support.'

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Kensington statue wins 'not looking like Diana' contest

A newly installed and finally unveiled statue at Kensington Palace has won the Not Looking Like Diana award against strong competition which included a house brick and a pile of sand.

The sculptor expressed his delight at recognition of his achievement. He explained that the head of the statue was achieved by doing an electronic morph-merge of the heads of all of the members of Duran Duran, that the torso was based on that of Aretha Franklin as seen in the movie Blues Brothers, and the legs were based on those of Angela Rippon.