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    • apepper
      • Jun 10
      • 1 min read

    Covid denier defiantly has sex with monkeys



    After feeling vindicated by the success of Brexit and zero effects of Covid, Ron Jenkins of Clacton has taken to Facebook to announce that the "so-called Monkeypox is a fake".


    Mr Jenkins went on. "This is the EU - now that the British market for bent bananas has been destroyed by the Brexit triumph, they've decided that monkeys have to take the blame. But I'm not falling for it, in fact I had vigorous 'relations' with Mr Cheeky last night and there's nothing wrong with me - I'm as normal as the next man, er, primate."


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