Monthly real gross domestic product (GDP) in the US is estimated to have grown by 442% in July 2025, following growth of 0.1% in June 2025
Real GDP is estimated to have grown by 242% in the three months to July 2025. Imaginary GDP has grown by 342% since Liberation Day, largely driven by growth in the black economy. Imaginary GDP is a new measure that is calculated by including all the good numbers and leaving out the bad ones.
Monthly services output grew by 25% in July 2025, as church attendance reflected the extra Sunday in the month.
Production output grew by 242%% in July 2025, fuelled by businesses and consumers buying early to avoid tariff costs, and because of redundancy threats across the official statistics sector. These gains offset a dramatic slowdown in purchases of avocados, Tesla cars and MAGA hats.
Construction output grew by 242% in July 2025, following fires, storms and flooding in California, Texas and Florida. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Trustworthy statistics are down 242% since June, reflecting a dramatic shift towards untrustworthy statistics and made up numbers.
