Updated: Jun 5

Donald Trump has decided to impose a $1bn tariff on himself.
In a move showing the ultimate patriotism, the US president says he personally must pay the sum each time he travels abroad.
“It’s a big, beautiful piece of legislation,” Trump told a Republican rally.
“When this guy Trump, who’s actually nasty, visits another country, he’s gonna have to pay this beautiful fee.
“We’ve relied for too long on presidents whose mothers were born abroad. Now we’re fighting back.”
The shock moves comes in the midst of a legal battle of Trump’s plan to impose tariffs on countries such as China.
Leaked reports suggest one idea was to build a wall around the White House. However, it was deemed “too light and fluffy” by Pentagon officials.
Crowds at the rally reacted positively to the tariff plan, with one section chanting: “Lock him up! Lock him up!”
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