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Project: Evil - the ultimate guide to project managing the end of the world


Before Musk, Trump and Putin, B L O'Feld led the field in World Domination.


Barry Liam O'Feld, CEO of B L O'Feld Megalomaniac Industries (BLOMI), wants a super evil secret lair building in a remote South Seas location to destroy the planet or possibly worse, so he needs a project manager; which is fortunate as Brian wants a job. Unfortunately Brian is a catering manager, so naturally he lies. Luckily for Brian, lying is a core value for O'Feld Industries.


In Project: Evil follow the progress of Brian’s project meeting by meeting, observing the interaction of the various stakeholders from the project sponsor to the humble henchpersons employed as cannon fodder as Brian struggles to keep the project on track. Not only does he have to cope with the warped logic of a company that doesn’t value its own life let alone that of its enemies, he has to deal with the unwelcome advances of the octogenarian Secret Service agent James Bund while also somehow project managing the Christmas office party as O’Feld rushes to beat his peer megalomaniacs such as Doktor Negatif and Gold Digit to be the first to destroy the planet.


If project management has ever seemed a mystery, a black art or even (improbably) a dull activity then Project: Evil may be the only book that will make you realise just how funny the subject can be. It may even help you understand why the bad guys feel inclined to run around in sh!t coloured pyjamas when the going gets tough. Recommended reading for all project managers and sufferers of their art form everywhere.


Ray Sullivan is a writer and editor for Newsbiscuit. He has ten novels published ranging in genres from comedy, science fiction and thrillers.



Available in ebook - £1.99


and


paperback format £5.99


Project: Evil - the ultimate guide to project managing the end of the world


Before Musk, Trump and Putin, B L O'Feld led the field in World Domination.


Barry Liam O'Feld, CEO of B L O'Feld Megalomaniac Industries (BLOMI), wants a super evil secret lair building in a remote South Seas location to destroy the planet or possibly worse, so he needs a project manager; which is fortunate as Brian wants a job. Unfortunately Brian is a catering manager, so naturally he lies. Luckily for Brian, lying is a core value for O'Feld Industries.


In Project: Evil follow the progress of Brian’s project meeting by meeting, observing the interaction of the various stakeholders from the project sponsor to the humble henchpersons employed as cannon fodder as Brian struggles to keep the project on track. Not only does he have to cope with the warped logic of a company that doesn’t value its own life let alone that of its enemies, he has to deal with the unwelcome advances of the octogenarian Secret Service agent James Bund while also somehow project managing the Christmas office party as O’Feld rushes to beat his peer megalomaniacs such as Doktor Negatif and Gold Digit to be the first to destroy the planet.


If project management has ever seemed a mystery, a black art or even (improbably) a dull activity then Project: Evil may be the only book that will make you realise just how funny the subject can be. It may even help you understand why the bad guys feel inclined to run around in sh!t coloured pyjamas when the going gets tough. Recommended reading for all project managers and sufferers of their art form everywhere.


Ray Sullivan is a writer and editor for Newsbiscuit. He has ten novels published ranging in genres from comedy, science fiction and thrillers.



Available in ebook - £1.99


and


paperback format £5.99


Trump-Vance Make-Up range – Maybe we’re stuck with it, maybe it’s a grift again



The one thing that truly unites America is that the Trump-Vance duo have normalised makeup on men. The best way to make money from this is, as always, to sell overpriced branded merch made in China.

Here are some of the worst options from their new range:

  • Trump Concealer: Whether you want to conceal skin blemishes, freckles or massive financial fraud, always use the one Russian intelligence informs your preferred influencers to recommend.

  • Trump Foundation: When you want to override the basic foundations of democracy, look no further. Luckily, the Trump Foundation name is now available again as the original one was dissolved by court order in 2018 after various legal violations came to light.

  • Trump Bronzer: Always appear to come third in a moral argument of two people with this classic Trump bronze finish. No need to blend, have a big beautiful wall of pale white skin next to hi-vis orange around what some medical professionals describe as a face.

  • Trump Blusher: when you are incapable of experiencing shame or embarrassment, you have to apply your own blushing, preferably with some industrial sand blasting machinery from a vat.

  • Trump Gloss: For luscious lips and annoying facts, gloss over these and strut around like a shiny ball of lies.

  • Vance Eye Shadow: Do you also have dead, soulless eyes? Why not accentuate these so you can gaze at people with two dark voids that completely lack empathy! As with the current VP, this product is currently a complete sell out.


Make Makeup Grift Again


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