A BBC spokes-apologist said 'Like unnecessarily harrowing public information films, historic sex offences used to take place in the 1970s. However time has passed and you are old. Bands that were played unironically on Radio 1 are now being played unironically on Radio 2. Similarly, DJs that were sex criminals working at Radio 1 have now become sex criminals working at Radio 2. You may not like it, but like S Club 7, historical sex crimes can now have taken place in the 2000s.'
Elsewhere, one veteran BBC DJ, has complained that he was ostracised for years and labelled a 'sicko' and 'disgusting' by colleagues, as he never sexually assaulted a minor and was in a loving, committed relationship with an age appropriate woman.
Waving a lighter in the air, the spokes-apologist began singing 'What a deviant. Anyway, there ain't no party like a historical sex crimes party!'
image from pixabay