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1 in 10 hospitals doing ‘just fine’

Updated: Jul 19

A Department spokeswoman said: ‘Those who suggest that we are underfunding 90% of our hospitals don’t appreciate that 10% are awash with adequate resources. And let me remind you, one is substantially better than zero. According to my calculator it’s almost a 100% more. This cup is not half empty; in fact, it’s half full with patient’s urine. It’s all about positive spin – yes, more people are dying, but that means less spent on hospital meals. Sitting on a trolley for 13 hours, is saving the NHS on floor polish and unnecessary corridor space.’

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