A few of my favourite things
- rowly
- May 12
- 1 min read
Dildos pigs noses and high heels on kittens
Teeth marks on dogs balls from when they were bitten.
Stockings on donkeys, held up with string
These are a few of my favourite things
Squirrels in white dresses with nutcracker sashes
Camels with lipstick and golden eyelashes
White horse-drawn brothels, mounted on springs
These are a few of my favourite things
Seasoned up ponies, with hair curled like poodles
Grass skirts for frogs, made of spider web noodles
Wild geese that fly whilst beating their wings.
These are a few of my favourite things
When the dog bites, when the beast stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply just strap on my favourite things
And then I don’t feel too bad
