Winner: Dick Everyman
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Runners-Up: "No number of free Nespressos could persuade Sally that this bloke was George Clooney." (Gary Allen); "As they watched the "Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special", the room darkened and closed in around them." (Flash Arry).