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"...And This is Razor, my American Pit Bull Terrier, Just After he Mauled my Ex-Girlfriend."

Updated: Dec 11, 2022

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up: "No number of free Nespressos could persuade Sally that this bloke was George Clooney." (Gary Allen); "As they watched the "Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special", the room darkened and closed in around them." (Flash Arry).



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jeremy_howell10
jeremy_howell10
Dec 10, 2022

There's more to life than toy-making down in Santa's grotto, my dear!

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Pat Ward
Pat Ward
Dec 09, 2022

'Right, that's the nauseating Christmas selfie posted on Insta - Now let's switch everything off and get back under that pile of blankets til Easter.'

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jeremy_howell10
jeremy_howell10
Dec 08, 2022

Is that a little grin I see? The Rohypnol must be kicking in.

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Martyn Casserly
Martyn Casserly
Dec 07, 2022

Disembodied head and hands ghost still does better with Debbie from accounts than you do at the Christmas party.

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Gary Allen
Gary Allen
Dec 07, 2022

No number of free Nespresso's could persuade Sally that this bloke was George Clooney

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