She put the superglue not just on his phone and teacup, but also his eyelids, lips, and the sofa

Winner: Steve Blair

Runner Up: 'After gluing his phone to his face and his mug to his hand, the Insulate Britain leader realised that a more dramatic strategy might be needed' (oshaughnessy), 'How to drink coffee helpline overwhelmed' (SteveB), 'Student aims to blag a night in Ikea while pretending to be on hold for customer service' (deskpilot3).