In the previous months the ‘Bus de mentiras’ had been seen in towns, reminding people that the NHS was under threat from Spanish health tourists. Echoing UKIP, the Catalans said they also wanted a return to English as the national language, imperial measurements and roast beef with paella.
A spokesperson insisted that Independence will mean an end to immigrants coming over taking all the best jobs – with the exception of Lionel Messi. ‘Once out of Spain we’ll have complete control of our borders ...except the bit that borders on to Spain. Remember Catexit means Catexit. We want a hard Catexit, although, come to think of it, that does sound a bit like a closed cat flap.’
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