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Doctors opt for placebo strike

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Having exhausted all conventional medicines in repairing the NHS, junior doctors have decided to embark upon another meaningless industrial action to solve the nation's ills - but all agree that it cannot be worse than the imaginary funding that the NHS has been given in recent years. As one doctor explained: 'Obviously there are some ethical issues related to bringing deception and dishonesty into the doctor-patient relationship, but if it's good enough for the Secretary of State for Health...'


A BMA spokeswoman said: ' Strike action is notoriously unreliable and unpredictable, but so is a Junior Doctor functioning on three hours sleep.’

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