An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with its fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being proven right. Despite doing her best to save a wilfully stupid population, there is a lot to be said for letting them all drown with melted glacial-water and have their remains eaten by smug dolphins.
She admitted facing a moral dilemma: ‘If I save the world, no one will notice; in fact, they’ll just say, what was all the fuss about? But if I let the environment destruct, I can at least have the brief pleasure of saying I told you so – just before the cockroaches take over.’ Sadly, she would never get her chance, as soon after the interview, she choked to death on a piece of broccoli.
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