Farage will not rule out Second Coming
Channelling both God and several pints of Holy Spirit, Farage said his work on Earth was not done, warning of a mournful time for the wicked - particularly those in Strasbourg. In true prophetic fashion, he predicted a plague of frogs swarming across the Channel – although many criticised him for being blatantly Franco phobic.
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Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours
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